THINGS YOU WON'T READ ON OTHER BLOGS
HUMOR
Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were
quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual
comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all..
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
here?"
funny, but right up there with poo-poo and fart jokes.
Since some of you are a few years younger I will share that this is one test that is a must! The day before is the worst of the whole thing -- a special diet that includes lots of liquids and cleaner-outers. The "day of," the IV is the only "discomfort" you will feel. They use a drug that causes a kind of conscious sedation. You are asleep and have no memories but if they need you to turn over, you will do it. Weird, huh!? Pylops are abnormal and will be removed during the examination -- again with no discomfort (or even any knowledge or memory of). Pre-cancerous means since it was abnormal (the pylop) it has increased chances of becoming cancerous. I have had two now and will need them every five years because they found a couple of pre-cancerous pylops. It's an easy, effective screen -- SO DO IT!
I think I got one of them there diver ticks.
I had da' poops, went to doc.
He says, well hell, you got that diver-tick-Ulitis.
Aint found the damned tick yet, still lookin'.
HA!
Knowbuddy cares how you speel hear.
I'm just glad to have a few good online friends!
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