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HUMORThere were 3 strings walking down the street and they decided they wanted to go have a beer. The first string went in and the waiter looked at him and said "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings in here. Are you a string?" and the string said "yes" so the waiter said "I'm sorry. You'll have to leave."
The second string came in and the waiter looked at him and said "Hey, aren't you the same string that I just threw out?" and the string said "No, that was my friend." The waiter said "I'm sorry. We don't serve strings, get out."
By this time the three strings were hot, tired and thirsty. The third string was getting angry and told the others, "I'll get us a beer, just watch." So he tied himself in a knot and frayed the ends. He walked into the restaraunt and the waiter looked him up and down and said "Aren't you just another damn piece of string?" and the string said,
"No, damnit, I'm a frayed knot!"
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