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Alexander Ocampo, 27, was arrested in Hilton Head Island, S.C., in July for DUI and for continuing to drive on even after his car had briefly spun out of control, oblivious of the fact that his passenger had been ejected through his open window. (The passenger survived, but with serious injuries.) [IslandPacket.com (Hilton Head Island), 7-16-07]

WKMG-TV reported in August the arrest of a man in Orlando "suspected" of drunk driving and who was pursued by police until he decided to get out and run for it. When police overtook him, he was still clutching a Corona beer from the 12-pack in the front seat of his car. [WKMG- TV (Orlando), 8-15-07]

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Rox said:
 
Is this where we post all the stupid things we've done while being under the influence?

Gee, I have a real busy day ahead. To Do List is a mile long...
 
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Drunk story #1.
I was stopped for driving too slow.
(25 yrs ago)
13 in a 55mph zone.
When the cop grabbed the door handle to get me out, he got vomit all over his hand.
He immediatley gets angry and asks, "What is THIS?"
The (ex)wife is intoxicated also, she leans over and says to him, "A 62 Dodge Dart!"

He laughed out loud.
Then followed us the three blocks home,
and told us to stay there for the rest of the night.
 
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longhorn said:
 
Hee hee hee Tracy!

"When police overtook him, he was still clutching a Corona beer from the 12-pack in the front seat of his car."

You might be a redneck if....
 
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