EMBARRASED TO DEATH?
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UPI'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ~ Woody Allen
A Lake Charles, La., man was killed in August by a single gunshot, which was explained by Sheriff Tony Mancuso: "(The man and his girlfriend) were engaged in consensual sexual behavior involving a firearm when the firearm was discharged, resulting in his death." [KPLC-TV (Lake Charles), 8-2-07]
A 60-year-old female rancher was killed in August in Mitchell, Australia, when a 10-month-old male camel (recently arrived as a birthday gift for the woman) apparently mistook her for a female camel, knocked her to the ground, and lay on top of her in what one camel expert said "no doubt" was "sexual" behavior, crushing her with his 330 pounds. [CBS News-AP, 8-19-07]
You have to go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours. ~ Yogi Berra
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