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GET A MAN....

THE FORWARD FILE

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.

You may choose any item from a particular floor,

or may choose to go up to the next floor,

but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited

Rox said:
 
LOL So are we saying that men are easier to please? Oh, pleeeeeaaaase. :)

I'd have stopped on the second or third floor. Now, if it was a man with a good job, who loves kids and has a great sense of humor (looks aren't all that important) I'd buy him! Well, if I was shopping for a man, that is.
 
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Wendy said:
 
I never would have made it past 5 - housework pretty much seals the deal for me :)
 
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lindainks55 said:
 
Men aren't easier to please but are more predictable. ;-)
 
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Vaughn Tolle said:
 
Speaking as one with a "Y" chromosome, guilty as charged, Linda.
 
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Julie said:
 
I stopped at 5 and then he stopped doing housework!
(In his defense his health started to deteriorate and he wasn't able to stand for long periods of time).
 
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Danny said:
 
Vaughn,

I'm in the same boat as well. Very predictable.
 
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