WHERE'S THE BEEF?
JOE'S CORNERA crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar , which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $100.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your damned hands, I want a cheeseburger!"
FIGHT TERRORISM, BUY A BUMPER STICKER!
JOE'S CORNERBush Bumper Stickers
* 1/20/09: End of an Error
* Bush. Like a Rock, Only Dumber.
* You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time
* If You Can Read This, You're Not the President
* Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
* Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
* George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
* Impeachment: It's Not Just for Sex Anymore
* America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
* They Call Him 'W' So He Can Spell It
* Jail to the Chief
* No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?
* Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
* Bad president! No Banana.
* We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
* We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
* Is It Vietnam Yet?
* You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
* When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
* The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century.
NEW CATEGORY ~~ JOE'S CORNER
JOE'S CORNEROkay, here's the deal. Joe sends me neat stuff. Sometimes obscene stuff.
Mostly neat stuff. Instead of trying to categorize each bit of whatever, we'll just call it Joe's corner. Wayne, you are not alone in the lurking dept. This is probably as close to posting sumpin' as Joe will ever do!
I believe I have DOUBLED my readership. (from 2 to 4) Anybody wishing to submit stuff is welcome to at any time. I think you fantastic 4 already have the email. GOOD MORNING.
AS ALWAYS, EVERY THREAD IS AN "OPEN THREAD"! TRACY
"They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk:Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be...
And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.
And then I heard the father talk.
Everybody knows it's important to speak English
except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor
with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
In fact you will never get any kind of job making a
decent living. People marched and were hit in the
face with rocks to get an education, and now
we've got these knuckleheads walking around.
The lower economic people are not holding up
their end in this deal.
These people are not parenting. They are buying
things for kids. $500 sneakers for what ? ?
And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.
I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit.
Where were you when he was 2 ? ?
Where were you when he was 12 ? ?
Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol ? ?
And where is the father ? ? Or who is his father ? People putting their clothes on backward:
Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?
People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of something ? ?
Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up ?
Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?
What part of Africa did this come from??
We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing about Africa
With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap, and all of them are in jail.
Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.
We have got to take the neighborhood back.
People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever you call them now.
We have millionaire football players who cannot read. We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs. We, as black folks, have to do a better job. Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us. We have to start holding each other to a higher standard. We cannot blame the white people any longer."
Dr. William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., Ed.D.
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